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jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

charliemcdonnell:

the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me

staff:

we made this website up for notes sorry :/

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

lordoftheinternet:

some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

merlinsassbutt:

misahcollens:

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misahcollens:

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misahcollens:

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misahcollens:

merlinsassbutt:

misahcollens:

What team?

calm dogs

I SAID WHAT TEAM?

relaxed hounds

WHAT TEAM?

the-not-so-concerned-not-cats

WHAT TEAM?

sleepy puppies

WHAT TEAM? ( I can do this ALL day)

tranquil canines (THE GAME IS ON!)

*screaming*WHAT TEAM?!?!

chilled bow-wows

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one