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koishy:

one thing me and cory have in common is that we’re always in the house

skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

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wardenblues:

Cat: *whiny meow*

Me: *imitates sarcastically*

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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alrightevans:

i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

myfandomsdontallfitinthisurl:

Kids who choose to sit quietly in the back corner of the room by themselves usually have a reason for that and that’s usually because they like to work by themselves and i have never met anyone whose reason is “because I want the teachers to ask me awkward questions and try to get me involved in class”

jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous